I found this ad in the back of a Man From U.N.C.L.E. comic (and yes, there is such a thing:


Kinda puts the whole 'Madonna-ruining-Guy-Ritchie's-career-and-getting-trailer-park hicks-like-Britney-Spears-into-bullshit-voodoo-wackjob-money-sucking-religion', thing into its proper perspective, doesn't it?


Unless you think paying $26 for a piece of red string to "protect you from the very powerful force of the Evil Eye" or $10 for a spray bottle of water doesn't make it a bullshit voodoo wackjob money sucking religion.