Hey there, kids! No need to lose that 'just-showered' feeling when 'number 2' comes knockin'! Call Billy Bidet and enjoy the spray! Remember: A clean booty lets you feel ass-tastic® all day long! But be careful ...
	... and always pay attention to the warnings:
	Avoid prayer when using bidet Bidets may cause uncontrollable emotional outbursts Beware of burning casts when using bidet
	Do not use battery-powered toilet paper near bidet Bidet misuse may attract lightning Overuse of bidet may compel French people to sit in bowls of water