"Let's have breakfast some time. Should I call you or just kick my stall gate and wake you up?"



"You fur looks great. It would look even better shaved off and in a pile next to my bed of hay."



"I can die happy now, 'cause your coat must have been made in heaven."



"Hey babe -- my shaver or yours?"



"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I prance by you again?"



"Wanna nuzzle my coat and see what comes up?"



"Come on over to my stall and lets find out what our offspring will look like."