This piece of work appeared in the Feb. 19-25, 2005 issue of Starweek, the tv listings magazine from the Toronto Star.

1. Easter/Passover Extravaganza ?!? Jesus was resurrected/the Isrealites left Egypt so we could save on tablepads?

2. Sale ends February 28 ?!? Easter is the last weekend in March, Passover begins on the last Sunday in April. Not even freaking close.

3. Free leaf bag ?!? What the fuck?