Some ads are born great. Some achieve greatness. And then there are these -- ads that have suckness thrust upon them.
				Not Saying Much What's Cookin' Oh, Great Seeing Red Amazing Over Under Worn Out Sex Drive Soregasm You Suck Head Case Hi Mom Needs More Practice Oh, One More Thing ... Double Double God Bless, (I Think) I Have Mail All Wrong Second Helping Get A Grip Getting Blade Aim High Touch of Glass Just In Time Fabulous Can You Rephrase That? Assault With Battery Hair Raising Shore Enough Oh, Deer Pieceful Results Hair Raising Pure BS Concrete Evidence Cabbin' Fever Deductions Rock Loss Leader Say Something Drop It Math Is Hard Nuclear Threat Left? Right. Calm Down, Fella Repeat Performance Space Sheep Long Distance
				And of course, our disesteemed previous inductees, always good for a sad shake of the head:
					Job Indescription Hats Off Secrete Service Driving Force Boo Ya Absorbing Bad Kitty Rock On Bitch Be Touching Me Huge Improvement Wet Dreams Don't Move! Come Again. Kitty Litter Animal Wrongs Bad Ink Pipe Cleaners Hold Your Breath Kid Stuff I'm Bagged Tired & True Geography Lesson Flighty Sound Advice Butt Head One Ad, With The Works Fiddle About I Will Follow You Bubbly On Strike Monkey See Monkey Do Time Travelling Unavailable in S or M Reversal of Fortune Bad Ad Walking A Quick Economics Lesson (Large file warning) Crap Ads Hairy Situation Walk This Way Sticky Situation Animated Catch Up Martinized Image Problem Ass Master Heavy Hitter Shake Things Up Bendy-Tech Busy Signal Kiss This Scanner Dance Unreal Estate Mark Your Calendars Scratch This Nobody's Business Desk Job Swingin' Meat Me Degrees of Uniquity Diseases Are Funny Honestly That'll Do, Pig Knuckle Down Web-Tastic! Table Craps Tributes Pour In Eye See Fast Money Buttery Good Come To Papa Under the' 'G Jungle Love 1 Jungle Love 2 Pure Evil "Click" "Here" 2/3 Onions and Collector Plates He's Ba-a-a-ack Plass Plown Money Shot Weight Right Here Hi, Neighbour How many times do I have to say 'NO'? Feel-Good Ad I Wish! Home renovations? Why You Always Need A Writer Around Why You Always Need A Writer Around II You pays your money, you takes your chances. There must be something in the juice Two Words That Never Belong Together Cutting edge technology? Book now. I think Like This Is A Good Thing? Here's a car sale with a little extra meat For the textbook shopper Pest control, from a different perspective Redeem this ad Sometimes, when I look into a mirror, I don't like what I see What's in a name? A picture's worth how many words? An ad that sucks rocks This little piggy went to ad school They're huge. They're stupid. And they sell ads Need health care? Step right down Open wide Circle that date! Gambling on your career A motivating factor The Genesis of bad ads Build a better mousetrap A restaurant that appears to need photo-retouching Things just aren't clicking here Looks like a bad ad A Bloomin' strange ad Hollywood, rewritten Career advice from a pro Grab those nitroglycerine pills Careful where you point that thing So THAT'S what all the screaming was about Proof that it's not always a good idea to appear in your own ad A different spin on the words "cat food" Is this the kind of reaction you want? Never let facts get in the way of an idea Hey, Bad Boy -- show me the garbage can If the shoe fits